Jokes of the Day..

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
老婆语录：允许你喝醉，允许你勾妹，但晚上必须给老娘归队，如果你敢伤我的心，伤我的肺，老娘一定把你的第三条腿打残废，让你的鸟鸟永远打嗑睡。

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
俩老夫妻某日吃晚饭时突发奇想：裸餐！找找从前的感觉！脱光后老太婆道：我还有反应耶！乳 房还和年轻时一样发热！老头斜了一眼道：耷拉到汤里了！

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
wan somemore?

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
四只老鼠吹牛：甲：我每天都拿鼠药当糖吃；乙：我一天不踩老鼠夹脚发痒；丙：我每天不过几次大街不踏实；丁：时间不早了，回家抱猫去咯。

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
天是蓝的，海是深的，男人的话没一句是真的；爱是永恒的，血是鲜红的，男人不打是不行的；男人如果是有钱的，和谁都是有缘的，男人靠的住，猪都会爬树。

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
一群蚂蚁爬上了大象的背，但被摇了下来，只有一只蚂蚁死死地抱着大象的脖子不放，下面的蚂蚁大叫：掐死他，掐死他，小样，还他妈反了！

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
漫漫人生路，谁不错几步！家庭要照顾，情人也得处！家里有个做饭的，外面养个心善的，对桌坐个好看的，远方有个思念的！保住二，守住一，发展三四五六七！

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
男人，总是笑容满面，两眼放电，不是发病犯贱，就是坑蒙拐骗！女人丰胸细腰，放荡风骚，不是掏你腰包，就是放你黑刀！这年月男怪女妖，小心中招啊！

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
黄瓜失恋痛哭，茄子安慰她：爱情不单只是甜美、只是沉醉，还有心碎、还有流泪。唉！谁让你爱上洋葱的？

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
一女奇丑，嫁不出去，希望被拐卖。终于梦想成真，却半月卖不出去。绑匪将其送回，她坚决不下车，绑匪咬牙一跺脚：走 ，车不要了

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
20年前爸爸抱着你等车，人都笑话孩子长得难看，爸爸哭了。一卖香蕉的老大爷拍拍爸爸说：“大兄弟别哭了，拿只香蕉给猴子吃吧！真可怜，饿的都没毛了。”

-: xristony :- Yes! Pls be responsible for your own works and do not keep on blaming and pushing the responsibility to us... says:
一天在拥挤的公车上的一段对话情形如下：一个站着的怀孕妇人对着他身旁坐着的一位男子说：『你不知道我怀孕了吗？ 』(想要他让座.... ) 只见男子很紧张的说：『孩子不是我的！』

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hahahahaha.. Thank u U u U u Xristony~ @-"---